I did not want to go to that wedding.

Let me be clear about that.

My name is Miles, I’m 24, and I live in a cramped one-bedroom apartment in the Fan district of Richmond, Virginia. The place is nothing special. There’s a desk where I work, a couch that has seen better days, and a coffee maker that sounds personally offended every single morning. I work for a small marketing agency, mostly fixing servers, cleaning up software bugs, and saving people from their own bad clicks. It pays the rent. That’s all I need.