“You told them,” I replied. “You did not ask me. And you did not pay for this. I did. Every single cent.”

His face flushed a deep, ugly red.

“This is my anniversary too!” he shouted.

I nodded slowly.

“It is,” I said. “And you chose to spend it with your mother, your father, and your ex-girlfriend while I served you all drinks. So this year, I am choosing to spend it alone. You can find your own way back to town.”