My husband David walked out of the urology clinic with a funny little waddle, but his pride was completely undamaged.

He slid into the driver’s seat, adjusted his sunglasses, and gave me that smug grin he gets when he thinks he’s solved all of life’s problems.

“There we go,” he said, patting his lap like he’d just secured world peace. “No more scares. You can throw away those pills. We’re free and clear.”