The first words I said to the man who had been sleeping with my wife were almost embarrassingly calm.

“Check your car, champ.”

At the time, he did not understand what I meant. He was too busy scrambling out of my bedroom, pulling on his pants with one hand and clutching what little dignity he had left with the other. My wife was still wrapped in a sheet behind him. Her parents were standing in the doorway, pale with horror. And I was holding a baseball bat I had not raised once, because the truth had already done more damage than wood ever could.