The sound of my five-million-dollar Treasury Warrant being torn straight down the middle was softer than my mother’s voice when she asked me if she was going to d!e.

My ex-wife smirked from behind her giant mahogany desk and tore it apart once more.

“There you go,” Catherine stated, tossing the shredded pieces right between us. “Now quit pretending you’re some kind of hero, and go get the psychiatric help you so desperately need.”