My water broke just as the string quartet started playing and three hundred guests raised their champagne flutes.

It happened beneath a canopy of crystal chandeliers imported from France, inside a tent on the rolling hills of Harrington Estate Winery in Napa Valley.

My sister-in-law Olivia was spinning in her designer gown, and everyone was beaming, and my mother-in-law Patricia Harrington was dabbing her eyes for the photographers.