“It’s about our future,” Abigail said. “Don’t be dramatic.”

Inside the tent, Bradford’s charming mask disappeared.

He and Abigail wanted a San Francisco penthouse and major funding for his failing technology company.

I reminded him I had already offered them my six-bedroom Montecito estate.

“That house is worth $3,200,000.”

“It’s in the suburbs,” Abigail complained. “It’s boring. We want the Millennium Tower penthouse.”