I have stood on the greatest stages in the world, felt the thunder of a hundred thousand voices, and yet nothing—absolutely nothing—prepared me for the moment a sheriff’s deputy handed me a lawsuit over a kiss cam.

My name is Derek Stone, and for twenty-three years I have been the frontman of The Midnight Howl, a rock band born in the smoky bars of Memphis and raised on the arena circuits of America. We’ve sold millions of records, won eight Grammy awards, and performed at the Super Bowl halftime show twice. I have weathered scandals, broken relationships, and the relentless pressure of fame, but I have never encountered a legal threat so profoundly absurd that I initially believed it was a prank orchestrated by my longtime drummer, Paul.