You never expect the people who brought you into this world to be the ones who watch you leave it without lifting a finger.

But that’s exactly what happened to me on Christmas Eve, under the ten-foot Fraser fir in our mansion in Shaker Heights, Ohio.

My name is Caleb Harlow. I was seventeen years old, and I was dying on the cold marble floor while my parents—both of them renowned physicians at Mercy Health Medical Center—stood over me and composed the caption for their next family group chat post.